My biggest regret is waiting for you for 20 years. After we broke up, I waited 21 years for you to realize that you’d made a mistake. I was your mistress for all those years after we broke up, waiting, waiting, waiting. And then one day, I realized this was not love, this was obsession and I needed to stop. So I did. But I wasted 21 of the best years of my life on you.